felix artorus; i'm only HUMAN.

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¡ APPLICATION !

¡ BLACK SENSATIONS UP AND DOWN YOUR SPINE ¡

¡ CALLING ! Felix Artorus.

¡ AGE ! One-and-twenty.

¡ STANDING ! A member of the Elite Forces, thank you.

¡ MATE ! I'd rather screw a vampire than get married.

¡ LOVERS ! Now that's more up my alley! None at the mo', though. ;)

¡ OUT OF CHARACTER NAME ! Bloop, or Gibbet. ^^

¡ OTHER KNOWN CHARACTERS ! Coming soon~!

¡ LOST YOUR SELF-ESTEEM ALONG THE WAY !

¡ SIZE ! Long and lanky, I'm built like a fuckin' panther, and twice as deadly. I'm six-foot-four, and weigh something close to one-hundred-and-forty-five pounds, I know I'm a beast. Of course, I'll have to attribute this to my home... which, in case you're wondering, is not this little roadside freakshow.

¡ DISTINGUISING MARKS ! My hair, which is black with little white highlights all up in it, I usually wear in a fauxhawk, or really messy... sometimes I spike it up, too. I guess it really depends on my mood. Anyway, I have a black tattoo on the underside of my wrist that looks like a set of tallies. Ask about what it means and I just might tell you. ;D Depends on how nice your rack is, eh?

¡ EYES ! Green...

¡ DRAGGING ME DOWN; I CAN'T PULL AWAY !

¡ CHARACTERISTICS !

¡ EGOTISTICAL ! I've got pride, and I ain't scared to show it. Wanna contest it? Piss off before I mess you up, buddy. ;)
¡ LADY-KILLER ! Okay, this needs a bit of explanation; I like women, okay? I'm not too big on "love", because I've seen what that shit does to people. I'm pretty big on one-night-stands... but I've kept a lady friend around for a few weeks once or twice. As soon as she gets clingy or asks about a "relationship", I'm so gone. Want to have sex? Great; Call me. Want to get married and have little babies? Shop somwhere else, babe.
¡ DESPOTIC ! Yes, I know this is a form of government, but it best suits my personality. If we're in any kind of conjunction with each other, I run the show, because I'm top-dog, get it?
¡ INDEPENDENT ! I dislike the feeling of being tied down to anyone, and the last thing I'm looking for is a girlfriend, or wife, or whatever. I don't even keep pets, because I hate obligations.
¡ TRICKSY ! I like my little jokes and hoaxes, savvy? Don't expect that I'm singling you out or anything, because I'm probably not. Also, this kinda counts as "self-serving"... because I am. I don't give a shit about you, your family, or your life. I do my job, and I enjoy it.
¡ ANXIOUS ! I don't necessarily agree with that word, but I am prone to worry about stuff. Usually about silly things, and all that, but it still bugs the hell out of everyone. I tend to pace, or tap my fingers/foot, or glance at the clock repeatedly. But I'm not subtle about any of this.
¡ IMPATIENT ! Don't make me wait or I'll make you dead. :3
¡ INTELLIGENT ! I've got a hell of a brain, but I try not to let on. It's much easier to better my situation with my little schemes when people aren't expecting it, right?


¡ LIKES AND DISLIKES !

¡ OPERA ! I love it; more than I love anything else. I don't listen to anything but my Operas. Diss and die.
¡ JOB ! I love my job; especially when the scheming and the mole-ing pays off. Of course, it's not as fun as going to see an Opera, but it beats staying home.
¡ RAIN ! Basically, I love to get wet (That's what she said! ;D), but the rain makes everything so nice and peaceful. I love going out and sitting outside in it, just being alone with my thoughts. It's nice.. and a great way to relax and meditate. Which, yes, I do.

¡ MUSIC ! If it's not Opera, it's horseshit. o.o
¡ SNOW ! Eh, this is a love-hate thing... I enjoy being in the snow, and making snowmen and crap... but I hate the feeling of my footprints being there for the world to see. Kinda makes me feel vulnerable and all too trackable, you know?
¡ RELATIONSHIPS ! I'm afraid wary of commitment, that's about all, really.

¡ SO PUSH REWIND; JUST IN TIME !

¡ PERSONAL INFORMATION !

¡ PARENTS ! Hilde and James.
¡ SIBLINGS ! Ronnie, Susie, and Wolfie.
¡ HISTORY ! Long story short: Boy graduates college/goes to Germany for vacation/meets and rapes a pretty German girl/she marries him because of her faith/first baby is a miscarriage/he beats her and rapes her again/she has little Felix/he rapes her again/she has little Ronnie/little Ronnie commits suicide at eleven-years/she is devastated/he gets into alcohol/comes home drunk and rapes her/she has little Susie and little Wolfie/she gets into alcohol too/she dies of overdose/he gets angry and tries to rape little Susie/little Felix tries to fight him/little Felix gets punched in the collar-bone and it gets broken/he rapes little Susie and she screams and cries/little Felix stabs him in the back eight times with a pair of kitchen scissors/he roars and dies/little Felix tries to make little Susie happy again/little Susie is never happy again/little Susie commits suicide at nineteen/little Felix raises little Wolfie/little Wolfie goes to America/little Felix is all alone/little Felix goes to America/little Felix auditions and is accepted into the US Secret Services/little Felix trains there for four years/little Felix is sent to investigate Clearstone/little Felix does not like Clearstone. The end.

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Nice bio edit Accepted. Welcome to Wavering Shadows, Gibbet!